LOVE it! One of the best ones yet! Thanks!Describe the Bogleheads in the style of a "Dick and Jane" learn to read book
See Dick.
See Dick invest.
Dick buys an index fund.
It is simple.
It is smart.
See Jane.
Jane likes to save money.
Jane does not pay high fees.
Jane holds her fund.
Good job, Jane!
Look at Spot.
Spot is running.
Spot is chasing stocks.
Oh no, Spot!
Do not chase stocks!
Come back, Spot!
See Dick and Jane.
They do not run after the market.
They stay calm.
They buy and hold.
See their money grow.
Watch it grow slow and steady.
Good Dick! Good Jane!
They follow the plan.
Be like Dick.
Be like Jane.
Be a Boglehead.
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